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High Times: The Perks of Being a Stoner

Sitting on the couch, I'm the king of my domain,
Taking snacks like a boss, not a hint of shame.
Ovens are for munchies, baking at the speed of light,
Never-ending joy in every puff, what a delightful flight!
Even my cat thinks I’m the coolest dude in town,
Really, who needs stress? I’m just chillin’ with my crown!

Baked and not bothered, I let my worries slide,
Eager to laugh, joy and giggles, my trusty ride.
Navigating life’s chaos, with a smile so wide,
Finding deep thoughts in the potato chip guide!
Taking each moment in a whimsical spin,
Oftentimes, I ponder how my couch is so thin!

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