In a closet where the sunlight barely peeked,
I planted seeds with dreams of getting high,
But all I got was a plant that looked freaked.
Water, nutrients, I followed each cheat,
Yet somehow my green got a lump in the eye,
In a closet where the sunlight barely peeked.
My friends all said, “Dude, it’s so unique!”
While I just hoped it wouldn’t say goodbye,
But all I got was a plant that looked freaked.
The leaves were twisted like pretzels so sweet,
A horticultural fail that made me sigh,
In a closet where the sunlight barely peeked.
I trimmed and I pruned, oh, I had no technique,
As buds appeared, I thought, “Man, I could fly,”
But all I got was a plant that looked freaked.
At harvest time, my joy turned to bleak,
What ended up in my bowl made me cry,
In a closet where the sunlight barely peeked,
But all I got was a plant that looked freaked.
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