There once was a bartender named Stu,
Who fancied a puff before serving brew.
With giggles and glee,
He poured whiskey in tea,
And mixed vodka with orange — a hue!
His customers pondered, “What’s that? A new drink?”
As he fumbled with glasses and started to blink.
“Just a splash of this, friend,
And a twist at the end,”
He said with a grin and a nod — what a stink!
As patrons grew tipsy on Stu’s quirky flair,
They cheered for each cocktail and pondered the dare.
“Is gin wrapped in bacon?
Or has my mind shaken?”
With each drink he made, they fell deeper in despair.
So if in your travels you happen to spy,
A mixologist giggling, you'll know he’s not shy.
Just order with care,
And beware of his flair —
For a buzz might come from the drinks, oh my!
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
