In a contest where munchies run free,
The competitors buzzed on THC.
With each slice they took,
Their faces all shook,
As they giggled through crumbs of cherry.
One guy thought he'd craft quite a scene,
And wore whipped cream like some crazy meme.
But mid-pie he fell,
And that’s how they tell,
He became just a part of the theme!
So if ever you crave in a haze,
And fancy some pie-eating craze,
Just remember this rhyme,
When you’re high as a chime,
And hope you don’t lose track of days!
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