There once was a zookeeper, quite stoned,
Who thought he could speak with the moaned.
He said to a bear,
“Let’s share a cool chair,”
But the bear just rolled over, postponed.
Next, he offered a giraffe some tea,
But it laughed and said, “You’re too free!”
With a wink and a grin,
It let out a din,
As he spilled it all over some bees.
He counted the monkeys with glee,
But forgot that there were only three.
When the laughter rang true,
He thought, “Where’s my zoo?”
And they answered, “Just chill, don’t flee!”
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